Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML 42 910 2 449
prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML 532 84