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Lintheswithd

Hello there. Thanks for creeeping on me :) I have 12 piercings and one moderately big tattoo. Can't wait to get more! I love the Beatles, hence my username. I would never necessarily say FML because I love my life and family. I just enjoy reading FMLs before bed. Have a lovely day. :)

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iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

Anonymous - - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

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We're sorry

karmamaybe - - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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Nostalgia

childhoodupinsmoke - - United States - Austin

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

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