Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML 43 737 4 408
a tad whipped - 28/04/2013 20:44 - Australia Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML 59 243 7 252