oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML 58 775 8 724
Makes sense lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML 49 055 26 968