chikitty

mrs

0
Followed

0
Followers

7
Badges!

6
Comments

464
Visits

160
Favorites

phoenix, united states
34 years-old
Sunday 24 February 1991
couple

A propos de Chikitty

Not specified

Chikitty - Followers

Chikitty - Followed

Chikitty's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Chikitty's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

25_badgename

25_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Chikitty's favorite FMLs

Happy Birthday

By Schubey - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - North Bay

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

agreeclassic 37 760

vote type 1 2 163

By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

agreeclassic 29 143

vote type 1 5 549

By ohyesIfeelspecial - 18/05/2012 16:05 - United States - Portland

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

agreeclassic 27 706

vote type 1 2 476

Less haste, more speed

By Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

agreeclassic 10 610

vote type 1 26 806

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 23:14 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

agreeclassic 471

vote type 1 63