DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML 59 420 25 977
Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML 432 49
apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML 85 922 24 417