mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20 Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML 327 507 33 847
Keep them to yourself, buddy minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML 40 804 2 724
poluxe - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML 30 258 7 918
Vindictive jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML 36 429 4 501
Ugly truth uglywoman - - Australia Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML 129 977 17 690