Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML 40 360 5 301
Tubular Bells starts playing… so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML 46 709 6 209