Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML 40 697 4 380
Street art squidwardpotatoes - 14/11/2009 11:08 - United States Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML 32 309 3 265