Pure animal magnetism Anonymous - 29/01/2015 21:17 - United Kingdom - London Today, I had a one-night stand. After holding in my farts all night, as you should, I decided enough was enough and tried to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out; instead I shat myself in her bed. I was naked at the time, so was unable to hide it. FML 36 180 16 895