Anonymous - 29/10/2009 05:15 - Australia Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML 12 315 43 604
ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML 81 874 804 196