I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML 54 796 5 220
anikah - 01/06/2014 21:53 - United States - Natchitoches Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML 53 782 5 642