IN A RUSH, SORRY Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML 58 818 10 798
deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML 91 594 29 298