person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML 13 938 28 354
anonymous.. - 03/09/2010 00:29 - United States Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML 31 137 4 462