Crushed Anonymous - 12/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Saddle Brook Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML 27 496 2 328
Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML 37 769 5 907