Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By creditwhore - 24/02/2010 19:13 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 14:20 - Israel
By Vastu - 07/02/2010 17:42 - Nepal
By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States
well. the maid cant pay because we give her 15$ PER month. and we cant deduct it because... IN rural places of Nepal , where my servant comes from, one family consists of 9/10 sons or daughters .. so that 15$ directly goes to her HUGE family.