By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States
You are now a certified FML member
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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