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Saturday 22 December 1990

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I don't think you know this but... I'm kind of a big deal... People know me... I'm pretty f***in deadly Now onto the nitty gritty!!! - Metal = Life...therefore Life is pretty f***in sweet! - Live shows are like your first time...except...everytime - The gym is the breeding ground of perfection - Chillin = Causing it

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firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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