Tense Juan - 08/01/2026 15:00 Today, my wife decided to quit nicotine. I came home to find my Xbox, Playstation, Switch, and PC burning in our fire pit. FML 525 53
Not helping Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML 931 1 315
Do better jordan - 10/11/2021 13:59 Today, after going to my friend's house for the first time and seeing how their parents treat them, I realized that I’ve never once experienced parental love in my entire life. FML 1 380 94
Young love gee thanks - 04/11/2021 23:00 Today, I overheard my wife telling our daughter that getting married young is like a “long, slow, painful dream-killing death, played out over decades.” We got married when I was 18 and she was 17. FML 1 056 309
It's not what you think… sucks - - United States Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML 37 941 159 054