Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML 44 069 4 129
whatnot - 04/08/2011 04:04 - Canada Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML 49 659 3 275