Health, Embarrassing Awkward Stuck with you - FML

Stuck with you

Lance - - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

Craig92EIRE 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:17

hope ye had some decent music man:)

lifecnsuk 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:32

congrats....

Ihatefakefmls 2

Monday 1 February 2010 15:14

Meh this is such an obvious fake. You'd have to be a certified retard to not notice the superglue's intense heat inside your ears. Have you never touched it?

sevlen 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:21

Haha Hope Your ears are ok XD

Sniper3000 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:17

no comment

dsegui4 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:37

idiot lolz

melonsmasherrr 0

Monday 10 May 2010 1:24

nice haha

hrshykiss815 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:18

haha wow

vvvvvsss 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:01

fail

88sforlife 0

Friday 25 June 2010 8:06

Who Givez A Shit That Your First

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Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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