Punished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 442
You deserved it 23 079

Top comments

"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."

Comments

could have tried telling her that it's sex ed XD

Haha oh the damaging memories of our childhoods

thats not right she shouldnt punish you and embarrass you for watching **** especially if you were doing it privately

Been there!! Awkward as ****! When I first saw American Pie my mother gave me a play-by-play reasons why the guy came early. When my brother wanted to watch it when it came out he said it would be weird if I watched it him. "I watched it with Mom!" That shut'em up.

martin8337 35

Was she play by playing it like John Madden? Now he slips it inside "boom" money shot!

Sounds like a punishment she had planned since before OP was born in case she EVER found herself in that situation.

i don't understand why parents get mad at teenagers watching ****? surely they watched some too. it doesnt make sense.

randomheartthrob 7

Best mother of the year award goes to your mom. That's awesome