Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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IAMLALA 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

MattCole 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

Comments

monnanon 13

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

I do agree with you dyschordia about the steps to go through with kids but i dont agree that its the parents fault for the little kid throwing toys. Any kid willl throw toys as soon as they think they can get away with it. Maybe the little kids knew he would not get in trouble for anything and that their older sibling was fair game. My little brother was like that and even if he had been seen hitting me unprovoked I would have found the blame somehow. I am not saying this is right but i do think it happens quite a lot because the older kids should know better and its easier to tell off an older kid who isnt going to throw a tantrum. Kids at that age are starting to stretch their boundaries and where the steps do work from time to time sometimes the kid just wants to throw stuff.

dyschordia 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:53

@ #92 "Any kid willl throw toys as soon as they think they can get away with it." - My point exactly. The three year old gets away with it. A three year old should know that throwing hard toys at faces is not ok. Three is well and truly old enough to understand that sort of thing and if the kid knows (at three) that they can do what they like to their sibling with no consequences, well that speaks to crappy parenting and a lack of discipline right there. I understand that sometimes kids like to throw stuff. But they need to be taught what and where is appropriate. Ball outside - fine. Hard toys at faces inside - not acceptable and the parents should already have that piece of life info in the works...

joeriley23 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:31

lol that's how it is god I love Kidd XD

GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:11

throw it back. plus I agree with #78

thedivinecomeD 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:02

hot wheels hurt like a bitch... FYL.

lky830 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:23

beat the little bastard's ass. parents these days think spanking is so bad, but they really should spank their disrespectful and hedonistic little brats before they grow up to be totally indifferent to the rules and utterly helpless because they haveno respect for authority.

LucyFur 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:36

my big sister had to take a lot of crap from my parents because of me too.we little ones can be monsters!

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:02

ydi. dont entertain misbehaving children. that is rewarding them for bad behavior. and ydi b/c youre also family. nobody guaranteed family is easy or fair. if family doesnt temper their children then society will.