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UnderConstruction - 04/05/2012 14:34 - Canada - Pickering

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

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TwitchingNebula 17

Friday 4 May 2012 19:41

Don't keep condoms in your wallet. They dry out and crack and you can get someone pregnant by using them.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 4 May 2012 19:44

Either the size or the fact op is old enough to drive a car, yet still uses a Velcro wallet.

smoshianforever 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:59

Better safe than sorry...

night_saint 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:21

What business does she have going into your wallet?

marisa1436 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 10:28

Oh yes, forget that you are being rushed to the hospital due to being in a car accident....unimportant strangers laughing at you is way more important xP

shinshoku13 19

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:52

For a second i thought you were gonna say the nurse robed you!

CanadianCutie22 16

Monday 7 May 2012 1:37

lol that's terrible!!

dubaixotic 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 5:44

Not cool. I would confront that nurse and force him/her to apologize in front of the ER staff. Nothing is funny about a life threatening situation and people who are there to help you are instead mocking you. It's not professional. But don't resort to legal action. It's not worth it.

condiment_queen 13

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:58

Still wondering why ppl would laugh, or why you'd get embarrassed.... Cos you have some money or cos or trying not to populate the world with future boy-bands?