Bananarama

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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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dalexmcquin 0

and you watch a lot of How I Met Your Mother doucheface

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Blackemo129 0

Did he threaten you with the banana?

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TraumaTom 0

You completely deserved it!... This is an FML?

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Iheardthat 7

why do we need to know that he was eating a banana??

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jarrettd 27

freeze or ill shoot you with my banana

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TheFiercePhoenix 5

Reminds me of Marshall in how I met your mother. he got mugged by a monkey

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CurlyGurlF 6

haha that is the funniest thing ive heard all day!!

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WickedClownMCL 1

Om nom nom! Gimme *takes bite* all your money *swallows* and no one gets hurt! Still im calling bullshit on this. No way someone would leave a beautiful piece of evidence behind.

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