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You should feel lucky to be alive, as the BananaSide Strangler is wanted by the FBI for over 30 murders & nearly two dozen cases of unwanted banana slices in people's cereal.

ADub55 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:53

was he going bananas?

okmankk 4

Monday 25 April 2011 22:18

fail at life

triplvlachine 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:28

Lol what were you doing walking down the west side of sesame street for?

oliveindamiddle 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:34

double tasker... NIICCCEEEE

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Today, I tried to make homemade sushi for the first time. It ended up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, and tasted like a shoe. My roommates politely declined when I offered them some. FML

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Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

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