By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
The Top
By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker
Oh, hai Mark!
By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States
By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain
MILF
By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset
Am I being detained?
By PackingSpaceHeat - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland
By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora
By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate
By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax
By klaatu barada nikto - 20/01/2015 13:23 - United States - Des Moines
By hdmi - 14/06/2009 11:14 - Tanzania United Republic of
hdmi_fml tells us more.
By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 07:22 - United States
RoadGoesOn4Ever tells us more.
I'm the OP. I originally moved away from him to finish my degree/get my Masters. We've been on and off because he runs private security for the government and spends the majority of his time overseas. I signed a 13 month lease because I wanted to live in a house and I have two big dogs. He was all for me moving out here. Long story short, IMO: the situation blows, we're over and done with, and I have an awesome new house/job in Vegas.
By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter
Healing
By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States
By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States
Master manipulator
By whatjusthappened - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Norman
By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus
By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada
By UnlovedGrandchild - 14/06/2011 01:14 - United States
Chicharon tells us more.
This is my family. For your kind, understanding people, thanks, but she doesn't have Alzheimer's, she's just crazy, and she really didn't remember my name, but she had it down pretty good when she found out I work in an antique store and could get 50% off, and I'm 19, a little late for birthdays, she's my dad's mom, doesn't like my mom, and I look like my mom. All of my siblings are tan and brown eyed, I'm pale ad green eyed. She never liked me much. It's okay though, ha-ha, it's pretty mutual. I'm glad she moved to the other side of the country when I was little.
By keerow - 26/02/2013 15:54 - United States
By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong
By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States
By zboy_123 - 23/08/2009 18:33 - India
By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States
By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 05:14 - United States
By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills
Keywords
you guys, there's a word limit... i couldn't say that at least 500 people looked at me as though i killed someone, plus the officials were all pakistani so i had to translate what happened...then my grandma started shoutin at me for being a fool and Dubai airport is toooooo big...