By a - 12/05/2015 16:37 - United Kingdom - Ascot
The Top
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Filth
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Stuck
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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 18:14 - United States
Sick sex, dude
By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States
Party pooper
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Works out well
By Ann - 18/03/2013 14:36 - United States
Road rage
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Sensitive
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By Feronia - 18/03/2015 13:16 - Netherlands - Goes
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I'm the OP. He is most definitely not suffering from any disease that could impair his memory, and even if he did, his girlfriend could have reminded him. He is suffering from being an immense asshole. He never was much of a father to me, but he bawled like a baby when he got the news about my pregnancy, visited me in the hospital where I was waiting for the last 1.5 months before going into labor and I expected him to become a bit more involved. To the people saying maybe the family is too big: I am his only daughter, this is his first grandchild. He has no nieces, no nephews and no young cousins. So it's impossible to drown in babynews in my family.
By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar
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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States
Paperboy on Commodore 64
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Thanks for your help
By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix
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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro
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Holy shit, this got published. I was having a garbage day, and this just made it! Okay, so My girlfriends a red head with medium length hair, while my mom was a blond. They met a few days ago, but when I got home from school yesterday, my mom, low and behold, sported her new hairstyle. When she asked me how I liked it, I was speechless. When I told my girlfriend what had happened, she looked at me like I was crazy ;-; Anyways, I hope I did the follow up right, never done one before