By princess4242 - 26/02/2010 09:10 - India
The Top
By SteamyPenguin - 13/03/2015 15:04 - Australia - Granville
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By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada
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I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
Compliance
By peeved - 18/02/2011 01:47 - United States
Switcheroo
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Mile high club
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By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States
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Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
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By chefdujour - 15/03/2009 04:56 - United States
Thanks, asshat
By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
Thanks for all your help
By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States
Smells like strip spirit
By m…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
I just work here
By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States
Surprise!
By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States
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By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
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yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion
Fighting talk
By enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg
By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria
Funny guy
By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom
The struggle is real
By nitemastr15 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Worth
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Ok guys, OP here. Just to clarify, me and my brother each decided that I would get the PS4 and he would get the X-box One. He didn't have the money for his when I had the money for mine and he was really bummed out so I decided I was going to buy the console he wanted with my money and wait for my PS4. Fortunately though, he received an X-box One from his girlfriend the next day so it's actually a good thing I didn't end up being able to get one.
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Thanks for all the comments, I wish I would have had the guts to carry out half of them. This ’Today’ happened a few years ago when I was much less confident. He was a senior Doctor and a renown pervert. I have been reminded of it because a woman has been in the news lately saying that sexisim is rife in the medical profession and that if we want to get ahead we should just shut up and put up with it. I don’t want to get into it any further, but it brought back some unpleasant memories as a young health professional. Believe it or not, this one one of the minor pervy things that he did. I had a series of badges in the shape of different animals with my name on it, and he would comment on it whenever I wore them saying things like ‘Cat on a mountain’ or ‘Tiger on a mountain’, the mountain referring to my breast. I loved those badges, and spent quite a bit of money on them, from then on I could not wear them without thinking I was doing something wrong. Honestly there were so many different incidents that you block them out.