By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18
The Top
By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France
By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 01:39 - United States
Showered
By stew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States
Haters
By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States
Knackered
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By TheCrackerNinja - 26/11/2010 00:55 - United States
Biology major
By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington
Stuck
By clutzasaurus - 03/05/2013 05:35 - United States - Odessa
Felicia doesn't approve
By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States
By cbrocks - 16/10/2009 18:22 - United States
By damselfly - 27/03/2012 00:28 - Canada - Montreal
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**** OFF, thanks
By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke
By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 15:11 - United States
High hopes
By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 00:29 - United States
Honesty
By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers
By Facepalm - 15/08/2011 23:09 - United States
Give it to me, Sheldon!
By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa
By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada
Freaky
By death bed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Schaumburg
By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington
By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan
Baseless assumptions
By afafakfhsg - 19/02/2011 00:19 - United States
By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom
By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale
By Eyeslick - 20/02/2016 07:42 - United States - Salt Lake City
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Yes you're correct! But let me Somme a little light on the subject(warning my reply includes religion so if you're just going to hate....just don't read this!) Where I live there are two big universities that are well known and both are some of the top ranking schools in the United states. That's why my family has been going there for a long time, and the reason why I was hoping to be able to attend said school (plus their soccer team was interested in me).This school is very difficult to get into, and well not to toot my own horn, I easily had the after school activities and grades to get into said school. After praying about why I wasn't accepted I received the distinct impression that I need to go to the other school because I am needed there for some reason....so well I guess I'll see what that means some day. Luckily I also applied to this second school because out of the two this one has a better medical school, which applies more towards my major of choice. I also have scholarships at this second school so that's a bonus. So in the end I guess everything ends a lot better then expected.
By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
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Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML
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OP here--had to get an FML account to comment. To my roommate's credit, she had the mess all cleaned up by the time I got home--only the smell was left. I can't blame her for having snakes, either, since I moved into the apartment knowing she had them, and being ok with it. Can't say I'm too thrilled with her storing the rats in the freezer, but they do have to eat, and I least I was able to put my foot down on her thawing them in the oven (seriously, WTF?). A couple of people asked why she was feeding her snakes dead rats. Apparently, it's pretty controversial among snake owners, but most people feel it's inhumane to feed live. You'd be surprised, but feeding live is actually very dangerous to the snake--since the feeder rats can't run away (being in a tank with a snake), they fight instead. My roommate has a rescued snake whose last owners fed it live--the poor thing is covered with scars. Snakes can die that way. @18--Sadly, I know exactly what rotted snake smells like...*sigh* Roommate got ahold of a dead Burmese python (it was not a pet), and wanted to preserve the skeleton for educational purposes, but didn't get the right beetles ahead of time. I said there was absolutely no way it was coming in the house, but she did, once (to try a different method of getting the flesh off the bones). It was...unbelievable. Had no idea something could smell that bad. That was actually just 2 weeks ago, and the smell only just got out when the rat incident happened. I'm too tolerant, methinks. She's what you might call eccentric. @12--Thanks for the advice about the vaccuum sealer :) She said she'd thought of it, but can't afford it right now.