By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 01:38 - United States - Houston
The Top
Testing testing
By frustrated - 01/06/2009 07:06 - Hong Kong
By Utterly_Confused - 07/10/2015 22:07 - United States - Beaver
By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale
Don't look back
By thecasbah - 06/10/2010 13:58 - Norway
By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly
By smokedetector - 01/11/2009 02:20 - United States
smokedetector tells us more.
By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar
You're welcome
By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 14:52 - Canada - Calgary
By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada
Third wheel
By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States
Thanks, I hate it!
By Dimples - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanford
By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving
By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States
Duckzy tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France
By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin
By babasheep - 20/06/2009 05:17 - Canada
By misfitunfit - 05/11/2014 15:58 - United States
misfitunfit tells us more.
He's usually such a sweet cat! I have no idea if I scared him or what :/ Still hurts!
By jenA - 21/08/2012 13:04 - United States - Russellville
By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth
Leaked
By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States
By cassie0216 - 02/02/2016 04:17 - United States - Chula Vista
cassie0216 tells us more.
The fact is, my wife was in the front yard with my dog when this happened. She apologized that my dog was in the way and the mailman still refused to give her the mail. I totally understand the position of the mailman. And I did actually move my mailbox last night. I'm just upset with the way he handled the situation because we try our best to keep the dogs in our back yard around the time the mail is going to be delivered. It just happened that my dog really had to pee!
By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
Exhausted
By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach
By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 17:59 - Northern Mariana Islands - Saipan
By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown
By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto
By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York
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i got in a car accident the night before, which is why i was at home on halloween. i broke my wrist, my big toe, and my brand new 3gs iphone. then, i found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. im back in the hospital, suffering from severe back injuries and a broken heart but guess what?? all that wouldnt fit in my fml post, so i kept it as simple as i could.