You ain't heard anything, right?
By blabbermouth - 08/10/2012 17:26 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth
By blabbermouth - 08/10/2012 17:26 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth
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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By f_ck_U - 21/09/2011 06:47 - China
more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.
By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:42 - United States
By HorcruxDelight73 - 26/05/2012 23:00 - United States - Lakewood
This was actually my FML, everyone. No, it wasn't a pedophile, THANK GOD. It was a couple, and they said "Umm...can we help you?" and I was like, "Sorry! I thought you were my friends!" Then got out awkwardly. They had the same car. It wasn't my fault.
By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 02:36 - United States - Rockland
By Proudlyintp - 13/08/2010 06:07 - United States
I am the OP and am going to clarify the original post because in trying to keep to the letter limit, the tenses got confusing. I originally dated the brother "A" for a month and half. He has a very common last name. After we finally slept together he immediately went missing, which happened to be before I could meet a large portion of his family. Now 6 months later on a different blind date with brother "B" we were talking about respective families. Almost immediately the stories started to ring very familiar. He was telling a story about his brother who worked for him and it became abundantly clear that I had heard the same story only from a different perspective. Since there is a yuck factor with dating brothers and I am not really into creating family drama needlessly I am bowing out.
By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States
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By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto
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By dani1104 - 29/01/2010 08:49 - United States
So I'm not lying. The window repairman came today (after I paid $130) and said that some spring or something in the window frame was worn out. Boston had some very strong winds the day the window fell out, which pushed it out of the frame. I was on the floor doing a puzzle of Fenway Park if you needed to know.
By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States
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By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney
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Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !