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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Enemy spotted

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TheDrummingResul 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:58

I hate the word knob. It implies you're not very well endowed, or at least it seems that way.

oklove1138 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:59

CALL OF DUTY:)

Vikkikitty 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:37

better take out that launcher and poke him with it...

j_ortiz27 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:42

Should of shot it down with your strela-3

MrSmiley115 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:55

Friendly chopper inbound.

Aw_Frick 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:08

That, my dear children, is what you call a creeper.

trolldaddy17 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:29

bogie at 9'o'clock

iparker97 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:38

This is why: Ghost, Counter Spy, Sam Turret and Valkarie

IntenseGas 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:08

Just be glad he didn't pull out his valkerie rocket

dirtdude19 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:12

friendly SR-71 above.

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