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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

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Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

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brianalling 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:16

This is the most epic fml ever! If I could know that guys psn I'd add him haha. U should've nova gassed him lmao

Bassmaster92 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:43

sr-71 in the air... "hell yes!"........ 5 seconds later*.... enemy counter spy plane we're blind..."bush"

QuarterOPie 3

Monday 15 August 2011 2:11

Enemy Valkyrie in your area

storm1217 5

Monday 15 August 2011 2:16

Haha, ell yea

unrose 1

Monday 15 August 2011 4:57

He must have been really awesome..

scottyspot 11

Monday 15 August 2011 5:55

Gotta love them pecker checker urinals! Shoulda fired the water cannon at his eye in the sky!

turdhandler 0

Monday 15 August 2011 12:58

almost cried from laughter hahaha

andybyeahthatsme 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 14:30

LMFAO BLACK OPS REFERENCE

robert76 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:27

You should have pissed in his eye and yelled "SCRAPPED!"

tboudre 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:07

Is that some kind of gay code?

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