Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat...

By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 16:14

At least the child wasn't in there

littlerock_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:13

Poor baby

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lickerassholes 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:52

but women do more damage to the car

yankee805 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:45

it's not her fault her kids hid their rabbit in the oven

chachasalazar 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:16

awww is the rabbit ok?

FMyLifeNoFYours 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:15

YDI dumbass.

freelife571 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:59

Dinner.

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:43

OMG poor rabbit!

nemolovesme 11

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:09

1) how did you not see a rabbit in the oven?? 2) why was the rabbit loose in the house? 3) why was it being hidden (much less in the oven)?

r39p 3

Friday 26 August 2011 2:27

PETAs gonna get you!

nerdy96birdy 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 13:04

This is awful!

Vampierjazz2010 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:45

On no... But I check the oven because I keep the spare pots n pans in there.

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