Miscellaneous: Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is...

By worst - 12/10/2009 08:23 - Philippines

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

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marcolin 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:09

I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)

Peroxide 3

Monday 12 October 2009 16:13

Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.

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marcolin 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:09

I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)

FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:25

Just knock her out and start ur own underground organization that makes pizza.....everyone loves pizza!!!

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:27

In a survey people whose religion is a very low factor in their life tend to have high IQ.

silvermoonstar3 3

Monday 12 October 2009 16:41

an IQ of 130 isn't that great. Maybe your siblings are smarter. Also, I'd bet you annoy her like crazy to make her say that.

JD01JD 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:09

Lol that sucks!!! Sundays are for sleeping

WowYouFailAtLife 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:12

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RedRobster 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:23

Oh, because of course he can determine who his mother is.

Jizzylol 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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overrandom 4

Monday 12 October 2009 16:21

My IQ is three billion.

timtam24 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:24

my IQ's a google

plexico 3

Monday 12 October 2009 16:37

timtam, it would be impressive if your IQ were a googol, Google is just a search tool.

Intellectualist 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:39

No, my IQ is a google. I know all that is on there, impressive, no?

timtam24 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:42

i think it's impressive

Peroxide 3

Monday 12 October 2009 16:13

Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.

Bannister19 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Darksect0r13 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:17

not really

Bannister19 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Darksect0r13 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:26

how so

timtam24 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:29

haha you thumbed up your comment didn't you. no, not really

Intellectualist 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:50

Religion is an opiate to the masses. So no, being smart, and generally a good kid, is MUCH more important than having blind faith in something that probably doesn't exist. Sorry to burst your bubble. I have no problem with religion, it's just when people force it down your throat, like those damned Jehovas witnesses.