Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember...

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

was it cooked?

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garretttheman91 2

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:59

Sounds like someone's adventure took them to Chinatown last night during a blackout. That's how you know a good night

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:51

Cooked or raw? Either way have you had a night where you can't remember anything? That's probably where it came from

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Monday 2 March 2015 6:42

Ewww. ******* weirdo.

udderbutter 15

Thursday 16 April 2015 6:04

Did you eat it

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