Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember...

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:59

That isn't an FML at all. You're just really unhygenic.

jewel_blonde211 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:52

...ew?!

DachaK 0

Friday 1 April 2011 18:38

it's because your canadian

abby1029 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:59

eww gross..

ddoug293 3

Friday 22 April 2011 7:02

your are sick nasty

halogod69 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:06

whaaaaaa?

smartalek 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:36

this one made me smile(:

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:49

Maybe it was a maggot... Those things are ruthless

DomoLaDii 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:05

thats REALLY nasty yo lmao!!!

jessesgirl14 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:22

Are you sure it wasn't a maggot?!

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