Work: Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt...

By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:29

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

Comments

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 15:25

Ha! I love this FML. It sounds like something I would do.

Fett 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:02

stop talking and keep rubbing.....

myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 17:04

I call fake.

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 17:37

Your life is ****** for embarrassing yourself in front of Joe Biden.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:09

Why, exactly? Someone has to work at Joe Biden's office, and the internet is a big place.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:04

Tomorrow, don't forget the handcuffs and whipped cream.

Eve66613 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:55

hahaha did u get promoted?

tenkenshi 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:13

sounds like the FML where a guy has an ipod in his shirt pocket and he's turning the sound down as he's approaching a hot girl and it looks like he's rubbing his nipple while looking at her.

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:44

LOL he must have been turned way the hell on

Macthenyfe 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:46

That's rock*

fbirem 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:49

This was in a commercial, only they used Jelly Doughnuts and it was just some fat coworker instead of his boss. Was never sure if the fat guy was interested in the nipple-rubbing coworker or the Doughnut personally.