Work: Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt...

By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

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Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:29

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

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IHazNoUsername 9

Thursday 31 July 2014 19:26

Aaaand that's why I always bring a jacket whenever I wear white. That must've been awkward, op.

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Job promotion

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1st time reading, I figured vice President was referring to Joe biden lol

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Monday 23 November 2015 21:52

unfortunate circumstances, but still... i cracked up at the thought of it

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