Monday morning blues

desperate905 - - Netherlands

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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The rhythm of the fight
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Pentium_4 27

before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...

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billy34 0

Trust me u dont have to be single to do something like that. Especially if ur wife sleeps nude

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spankymrd 0

That's one way to cure morning wood

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SongzQueen2011 1

Is masturbating and sex really that much of a necessity?

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SeerePetrova 0

Trust me as a psychologist i say you're not the inly one

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Demonyx 6

I was completely unaware that there were varying degrees of singularity. Thank you for this bit of enlightenment.

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PinkFun1969 9

that's great Today I was just pissed!! no reason, I took off all my clothes then...I was so much bettter. really my whole out look on life changed;-)

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