Trousers? Suit you sir!
By brebis - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
1_badgedesc
62_badgedesc
60_badgedesc
57_badgedesc
28_badgedesc
24_badgedesc
21_badgedesc
17_badgedesc
63_badgedesc
10_badgedesc
9_badgedesc
4_badgedesc
61_badgedesc
5_badgedesc
6_badgedesc
49_badgedesc
48_badgedesc
47_badgedesc
45_badgedesc
44_badgedesc
13_badgedesc
14_badgedesc
15_badgedesc
By brebis - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
By BabsZilla - 05/09/2016 00:21 - United States - King City
By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn
By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 16:10 - United States - Richmond
By Marmarfarfar - 01/08/2016 17:23 - Canada - Ottawa
I was so shocked and confused I kind of just froze and the person had already walked off before I could even process what happened! My sister was just laughing so hard the whole time. I did pay it forward though!
OP Here. To answer some questions and lay down some facts. My housemate and I lived with my parents for a long time until I turned 18, then we had a house all lined up, and we moved out together about 15 minutes away. Not far, I am still in High School, and I wanted to remain close to my parents. I am of legal age here in Cali, and we are "careful" (Meaning we have safe sex with the pull-out method and birth control) My parents came into our house with the spare key I gave my mother for EMERGENCIES and planted 28 nanny-cams EVERYWHERE! We had to go through every piece of furniture and decor that we have to find them all. She called me literally 5 minutes after we finished having our "fun" to tell me she was watching me. I love my mum, but if this was to "protect" me, that's taking it too far. Thanks for commenting. Needless to say, we only have sex in the bedroom now...