Yemao

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

7
Badges!

5
Comments

421
Visits

32
Favorites

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
34 years-old
Thursday 25 July 1991
couple

A propos de Yemao

Chaotic

Yemao - Followers

Yemao - Followed

Yemao's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Yemao's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Yemao's favorite FMLs

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

agreeclassic 453

vote type 1 130

By thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML

agreeclassic 36 381

vote type 1 5 894

By MySonThePoet - 27/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Racine

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

agreeclassic 37 829

vote type 1 5 483

Well played

By Deadpool434 - 19/10/2014 19:27 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times' sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent." I got pranked by myself. FML

agreeclassic 33 634

vote type 1 8 705

By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France

Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML

agreeclassic 429

vote type 1 170