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By Anonymous - 03/01/2017 23:44

Today, I was sent home from work early because they overstaffed my shift. I was really excited to spend some time with my fiancé. I got home and he was having a nap. No matter what I did, he stayed out like a light for 3 hours until my usual end time. FML

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By DemonicDummy - 05/01/2017 05:06

Today, after smoking, I sat down to watch Supernatural with my young cousin. I accidentally let out a burp during a demonic possession scene and, to our surprise, smoke came out of my mouth. Now there's a crying 11-year-old hiding somewhere in the house with salt. Mom will be home in 5 minutes. FML

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By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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By Beastninja5268 - 06/01/2017 16:40

Today, I almost died in the shower. I slipped and my dumb ass tried to grab the water. FML

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By poop hands - 20/12/2016 03:50 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, working as a CNA, my nurse convinced me that in order to collect a stool sample, you had to have the patient take a dump in your hand. I only found out he was kidding after I collected the sample. FML

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