amyivelisse

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

1
Comments

112
Visits

22
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Amyivelisse

Not specified

Amyivelisse - Followers

Amyivelisse - Followed

Amyivelisse's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Amyivelisse's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Amyivelisse's favorite FMLs

By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

agreeclassic 31 734

vote type 1 45 421

Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

agreeclassic 30 473

vote type 1 2 018

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

agreeclassic 33 472

vote type 1 4 930

By kherien - 12/08/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

agreeclassic 22 131

vote type 1 8 178

By maddiebauer - 26/07/2012 14:48 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

agreeclassic 7 417

vote type 1 45 577