yakrider

Goddamit, I'm tired of having fucking jesus creep into my profanity tirade for god's sake. Hell, we dont even have good alternatives. So for the love of god, this is my project to change that. I hope for god's sake ya'll will jump in too: repacements : oh god / omg -> oh my goodness, oh shit, oh fuck, fucking hell -> fucking fusion for the love of god -> for the love of life, for the love of stars, holy mother of god -> holy ancient monkey holy son of god -> holy son of stars, holy blasted stars, holy dark matter why in gods name ... -> why in the name of ancient monkeys .. for god's sake -> for the sake of ancient monkeys brand new AWESOME shiite : fucking berserker what a fucking caveman you fucking ape what fucking fusion is this what quantum bullshit is this what the heisen! vaat de heisen iss dhis hail the ancient monkey you fucking cordycep / cordy you darwinfucked dinosaur pray to your zombie lord for your time is now up