jlMissyGirl

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

3
Badges!

0
Comments

86
Visits

11
Favorites

34 years-old
Friday 15 February 1991
single

A propos de Jlmissygirl

Not specified

Jlmissygirl - Followers

Jlmissygirl - Followed

Jlmissygirl's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Jlmissygirl's FML badges

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Jlmissygirl's favorite FMLs

By norestforthewicked - 19/04/2011 04:30

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

agreeclassic 34 119

vote type 1 4 340

Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

agreeclassic 26 779

vote type 1 39 284

By wilks311 - 02/02/2013 14:12 - United States - Southampton

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

agreeclassic 35 198

vote type 1 3 027

wilks311 app_comment_confession_title

wilks311 10

Saturday 2 February 2013 20:26

It all started at my five year old birthday party...where I met Bobo the clown...he scared me.

By cay - 30/01/2013 19:59 - United States - Holley

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

agreeclassic 39 339

vote type 1 3 251

What goes up…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

agreeclassic 45 789

vote type 1 10 808