StaticCode

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

12
Badges!

9
Comments

1005
Visits

29
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
couple

A propos de Staticcode

Not specified

Staticcode - Followers

Staticcode - Followed

Staticcode's page visits

lovers5201

JamieAnn

AndreaHoff...

ShockwaveX...

fiinkelste...

mcosenza6

drbossmi

Skyess

Razor011

Bass3Barbi...

Fucked!

Bass3Barbi...

Staticcode's FML badges

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Staticcode's favorite FMLs

Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

agreeclassic 90 294

vote type 1 16 662

By chipsotopher - 01/03/2016 19:14 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in my marketing class, we were categorizing musical groups by their age group. Someone asked, "What's a Beatle?" As in "The Beatles". FML

agreeclassic 17 951

vote type 1 1 677

chipsotopher app_comment_confession_title

chipsotopher 12

Sunday 6 March 2016 18:31

Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.

By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

agreeclassic 21 364

vote type 1 1 895

Source?

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 13:16 - Canada - Brossard

Today, I sent an email to my teacher asking if a source was a primary source, he replied yes. I got my grade back for my essay and it was worse than I expected. My teacher said it was because I didn't use a primary source. I showed him the email, to which he replied, "Well, I was wrong in the email." FML

agreeclassic 27 581

vote type 1 1 799

By Stuby14 - 23/11/2015 14:31 - United States - Brookings

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

agreeclassic 27 321

vote type 1 5 795