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mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Hmmm, way to teach him how to make fun of people...

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:51

I have never seen anyone with a triangle head. I would probably do the same thing. :D

esklstar 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:56

that was funny lol. but u might wanna keep ur comments to urself haha what did he say?

sarawr 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:56

I don't really think this is an FML. It doesn't seem that embarrassing to be honest. For real when are we getting an "Idc" button?

alyssamarie218 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:57

i SO did this once. i was in my moms car on the 4th of july waiting to get into a park for fireworks. the people walking were moving faster than us. all of a sudden, i go where's the fat people (that were walking next to us)?! they were still next to us. all the windows were open.

earwaxisyummy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:58

thats def your fault for making fun of him in the first placee!!

pyramidhead 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:05

Today, I was driving to the laundromat. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a fat ugly bitch with her dog. I heard her say, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was hers. There were no survivors.

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 15 August 2016 6:39

The end of that comment made me laugh longer than I should've.

brodizzle 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:07

FYL because he has a triangle-shaped head.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:08

At least you won't see him ever again. No biggy.

HelloStarshine 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:09

Why would you openly teach your child how to make fun of people? That's just wrong. YDI

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:11

#19 got there before me. ;/ that's always a sign of good parenting.. not it's like how those parents buy GTA for their children (5 years or under). and they don't care even when people tell them what the game is about..

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 19 February 2014 14:07

actually 3 did.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:12

triangle-shaped head??? u shldn't make fun of such people just in case they skinned u alive... just like what happened to the poor woman in the movie "Silent Hill"