Today, two days before going to the concert of my favourite band...

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By Lisa - 15/10/2018 20:49

Today, two days before going to the concert of my favourite band that I have waited 5 years for and can only attend thanks to the grace of a friend I've never met before, my back decides this will be a good time to get stuck. I can barely walk. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 18 October 2018 4:02

Go see a chiropractor.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 18 October 2018 4:02

Go see a chiropractor.

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